Listography Nerd Gets Hungry

Today's post is a brainless one with no point.
Yup.

The other night I was super tired but couldn't sleep, so I started compiling a list of my favorite foods.  If there are two things that I have an unnatural amount of love for, they are lists and food.  All rolled into one..... it's a way to pass the time.

PRE-MADE SNACK STUFF
Italian Rose salsa
Southwestern Ranch Baked Lays (dicontinued)
Spicy Cayenne & Cheese Kettle Cooked Lays (discontinued)
Krunchers BBQ potato chips
Munchies jalapeno cheddar sandwich crackers (previously Doritos branded)
Snyder's mustard & onion pretzels
Cashwes
Pizza Rools, three meat flavor
Tickle Me Pickles spicy dill pickle spears

ACTUAL FOOD
Grits, overcooked, with salt only
Tutto Mare
Seafood gumbo
Seafood bisque
Corn chowder
Mashed potatoes with corn mixed in
Anchovy caesar dressing

PROTEIN
Crab legs
Spicy venison slim jims
Andouille sausage

FRUIT
Rambutan
Strawberries
Blackberries
Peaches
Zucchini

NON-FRUIT PRODUCE
Yellow and green onions
Sweet green peas
Corn
Red potatoes

SWEET STUFF
Chocolate covered strawberries
Terry's chocolate oranges
Life cinnamon cereal
Reese's Puffs cereal
Breyer's Birthday Blast ice cream
Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream
Starburst FlavoReds
Green apple licorice
Jelly Belly buttered popcorn jelly beans
SourPatch watermelon

ASIAN FOODS
Okonomi yaki
Shumai
Plain fried rice with extra onion
Hot & sour soup
Spicy Japanese mayo
Tao Kae Noi crispy seaweed
Gim rolls
Veggie mandu

DRINKS
Chocolate milk
Pepsi
Peach Vesss
Appletiser


I have a weird palate.  And a weird way of passing the time.  But since I'm a geek about both lists and food, I found this post suitable enough.

Prologue

I tried the private blog for my innermost thoughts, designated for my eyes only.
I tried the public blog that was super structured and somewhat impersonal.

But I watched a movie recently, and I think I'm ready to handle the public free-form blog.
Here's what I've got going for me this time:

• I'm no longer an angsty, whiny teenager.
• I am reasonably skilled with spelling and grammar.
• I'm honest, but not insensitive.
• I've got quirkiness to spare, but not so much it's off-putting.

That being said, I'm not going viral anytime soon.  I have a few things going against me:

• My life is far from drama-filled.
• I'm not super smokin' hot with an Instagram packed full of scintillating selfies.
• I've never been popular in any format, and I don't see the universe doing a 180 now.
• I'm not as well versed as I could be in the realm of optimal exploitation of social media.

I guess I could beef those lists up a bit, but they both have four, making them even, so that looks nice.  I'll stop there.